GINGERBREAD-MAKER WANTED!

Santa Claus is again searching for the best gingerbread-maker of the world!

Needed are persons with baking experience and a good taste. Grannys are especially wanted! Persons with long hair and beards won´t get picked because of hygiene problems, same as spitting people and people with a moist pronunciation.

Santa Claus                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

North Pole

Snowy Avenue, 1

Phone: 1029384756

Fax: 0192837465

Email: santa.claus@hohohomail.com

!!!DEADLINE!!!: December 24^th, 2014

by Jakob

Gingerbread Maker

GINGERBREAD MAKER

NORTH POLE

The North Pole welcomes the interest of qualified Gingerbread Maker wishing to be considered for employed in the Gingerbread making department. Applicants must have at least a year baking experience, and good decoration skills as you will be decorating the gingerbread man. It would also be a good idea to have some experience working with elves, as you will be fitting them on a daily basis. applicants must also be willing to reside at the North Pole during the Christmas season. Overtime is expected, and wages can be negotiated. A graduate degree in Bedazzling is strongly recommended.   

Please forward your resume to:
                                                    Santa Claus
                                                    North Pole

                                               HOH OHO

                                                      Canada

Phone: (123) 456-7890
Fax: (123) 098-7654

Email: elf_department@northpole.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: December 1, 2014

by Marie

Santa Bear Trimmer

SANTA BEARD TRIMMER

North Pole

Santa’s beard requires the utmost care! The North Pole is looking for a new employee, a trimmer to cut Santa’s beard. This job requires 4-6 years of expert training. The qualified trimmer must be able to cut hair and successfully manage to cut a long beard perfectly. It is beneficial if the trimmer has experience as a hairdresser. Also an important skill is the ability to cooperate with co-workers, since Santa’s employees and elves work with them together with great teamwork and motivation. A master’s degree in the Arts is strongly recommended. 

Please forward your resume to: 

Santa Claus

North Pole

HO HO HO

Christmas Avenue 10

Phone: 101-101-101

Fax: (987) 012-3456

Email: santa_claus@christmas.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: November 30, 2014

by Stella

Candy Cane Maker needed!

Candy Cane Maker needed!

Santa’s secret service station

Santa’s secret service station is searching for a new Candy Cane Maker! We need someone who is creative, flexible and totally in love with candy canes. You need to bring passion into this job or otherwise nobody will want to eat your candy.

You have to have absolved the international degree of candy arts, the new version of the master of sugar production and the bachelor of team candy making.

As already said you need to be able to work in teams and to eat lots and lots of candy because you will have to try your creations to tell if they are tasty or not. Also you would have to work before and on Christmas day.

If these qualities are yours and you think you can manage this job then contact us and send your resume to:

Santa Clause and Santa Claudia

Christmas Avenue

Helsinki

Finland

Phone (+358)6660861

Email santa’s.secret.service.station@jinglebells.com

Sendings are accepted till 30^th march 2014

South Pole Penguin Club - Workshop Manager

South Pole

The South Pole Penguin Club needs some very intelligent elf workers, who don’t want to work on the North Pole. Working on the South Pole has many pros, for example the Penguin Workers are well dressed.

Applicants should have a very long experience in other Manager Jobs. It would be great, if you know important clients like Santa Claus.

As a Workshop Manager you only have to work from Monday till Friday. Only just before Christmas you have to spend your holydays on work. 

You will get a lot of money as Workshop Manager and you will have lots of fun with this job. 

I recommend this job, because the penguins are always nice and it’s never rainy at the South Pole!

Please forward your covering letter to:

Mr. Y
South Pole
HAH AHA
Australia
Phone: (15) 1551-5115
Email: southpole.is.better@than.Northpole.de

Application deadline: 3.4.2015

by Adrian

Christmas Light Electrician

The North-Pole needs you!!!

You can meet Santa personal, this job is very well paid. Short: this job is awesome!!!

Since the last Christmas Light Electrician had an electroshock the whole world is shocked about the lights on their Christmas Trees. Help us and join the great and big Santa team. You need to have experience in electronic-design, because Santa needs a better reputation then last year. This is a job where you can go out in our park (it’s heated), you can walk in our indoor swimming pool or in our billiards hall.So help all the people in the world, be their Hero and make Santa happy.

Interested?

Our e-mail: very.good@job.hoho

Fax: 12345/67

by Lorenz

Unemployed Elves Project Checklist

Thank you all for uploading your homework to our blog!

I thought it might be a good idea to post the to-do list for this project with the according deadlines on here so that you can refer back to them at any time. Just in case your calendar gets eaten by your hamster.

Right, so the following step in our work related writing project is to choose a job ad that you deem most suitable for you real or your imaginary self and to write a cover letter for it.

This will be followed a reference letter you have to write for somebody else. Remember to actively look for somebody who you can exchange reference letters with.

After you have written this reference letter, you will need to fill and hand in the application form.

And in a last step you will be asked to write a resumé/CV which you will also bring to your job interview together with the application form and your reference letter.

The deadlines for these homework assignments are the following:

1. Job Ad
1. 4B: 24/2, 23:59
2. 4CD: 25/2, 23:59
2. Cover Letter
1. Ania: 2/3, per email
2. 4B: 3/3, in class
3. 4CD, 4/3, in class
3. Reference Letter
1. 4B: 6/3, in class
2. Ania: 9/3, per email
3. 4CD: 11/3, in class
4. Application Form
1. 4B: 10/3, in class
2. 4CD: 13/3, in class
5. Resumé/CV
1. 4B: 13/3, in class
2. 4CD: 18/3, in class
6. Start mock job interviews
1. 4B: 18/3, Koni & Martina
2. 4CD: 20/3 ??

stocking maker

stocking maker

Vienna

Vienna welcomes people which always wanted to be a stocking maker.
The people which want to welcome us should have 1 1/2 years creative experience and should know how to work with other people.
You should also have experience with some languages like English, German, French because we have got some people that come from different continents.
And if you think you know what you are doing than please join us, we would love to have you come here!

Ania D.
Vienna
Stocking company Austria
Phone: (335) 994-7001
Fax: (456) 356-3142
Email: ania.stocking.making@gmail.com www.aniastockingmaking.com APPLICATION DEADLINE: February 28, 2014 

by Ania

Gingerbread Maker

North Pole job: Gingerbread Maker

We are looking for a creative person, who can bake excellent gingerbread. Your job will be baking gingerbread as well as decorating gingerbread in an imaginative way. The person we are searching for should be a team player and also able to work under pressure. This job will be from September to December; the salary is about 2500 pounds per month. Working hours will be about 45 to 50 hours per week.

Apply in writing to Mr. Santa Claus, North Pole Santa's Workshop

by Hannes

Snowman-maker

Snowman-maker

North Pole

The North Pole need an experienced and classified practicant, witch has good experience, in making snowmans while the coldness freezes him. This person needs a sleight and a driving license too, because he need to ride all over the Nord Pole to make snowmans everywhere.

Please forward your resume to:

      

                                                 Snowy Ace

                                                  North Pole

                                                 Candy cane street 12

                                                  Icy Snowlands

Phone: (123) 257-5475

Fax: (123) 753-8643

Email: Ace57@SMail.NoP

APPLICATION DEADLINE: Nov 20th 2013

by Robert

Reindeer Veterinarian

REINDEER VETERINARIAN

North Pole

The Christmas Inc. is searching for a veterinarian specialized on reindeers. 

Applicants need to have a doctor in veterinary medicine and a work experience of min. two years.

 It would be good if there are no alergic reactions against hay, moss, mushrooms or else a plant and no acrophobia.

The essencial working time is from the 1^stNovember to 31^stDecember (except 24^thDecember, obviously).Twice a week, there’ll be a health inspection. It is necessary to be in a permanent atendance in case of emergency.

Please forward your resume to:

Santa Claus

North Pole

Christmas Inc.

Canada

Phone: (01) 38990319

Fax: (01) 4493680

Email: mail@s.claus.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: 3^rdMar.2014

by Nina

Secretary

Santa & Mrs. Claus' Secretary North Pole The North Pole would like to welcome everyone who is interested in being the secretary of Santa Claus. The candidates should have more than 2 years of experience in working as a secretary, because the job is very challenging. They have to answer e-mails, organize and prepare meetings and they have to check when Santa can fly with his sledge. The applicants also must work in the summer season. The new secretary should be able to communicate in a friendly way, too. Please forward your resume to: Santa Claus North Pole HOH OHO Canada Phone: (001) 101-0110 Fax: (010) 011-1010 Email: santa's_home@northpole.com APPLICATION DEADLINE: December 1st, 2014 by Daniel

Chief Gift Inspector

South Pole

The South pole needs new Chief Gift Inspector since the last ones retired.

To be considered as a candidat for the job, you have to have atleast 1-2 years of detective work experience.If you are scared of cold, have a xenophobia or are scared of elves, then this isn´t the job for you and you should stop reading now.(You shouldn´t be superstitious either )

One problem is that you have to be here at Christmas.The main thing you have to do is inspecting gifts, so thats the easy part. You should have knowledge of smuggling and how to figure out if somebody is doing it and/or how to prevent it. It is strongly recommended to have good eyes so you´re able to make it out if somebody is trying to smuggle or harm somebody with the gift.

For more info:

either: call (314)9576-95833

or send an email to the adress: claus.santa.department@HoHo.com

Application Deadline:1.December 2014

Wanted: Online Tracker(w/m) for 24h

Online Tracker (m/w) for 24h

Santa Claus and his assistant's are searching for a person who can help them create and manage a website for the order of present's.

You have to know how to use a computer and how to create a website. We also want you to send the orders of the parent's who order the gift's for their children. You have to have be very good at technic and such other things to don't stop the webpage if there is an accident or problem with the internet. We would prefer it if you already have your own website. You also get a certification for your helpful work.

Ability's:

• Being arduous

• Know how to create & manage an internet webpage

• Be good at working with a computer

• Sit long before the computer

• Have good communication skills

If you think you are the one who we are searching for, please forward your resume to:

Santa Claus

North Pole

HOH OHO

Canada

Phone: +0082 462 891

Fax: (008) 246-2892

E-Mail: online_tracker@santaclaus.np

Project Mistletoe Manager (by Luzhen)

PROJECT MISTLETOE MANAGER

(m/w) in Santa Land

In this role, you’re for the successful implementation of the costumer’s project, responsible in compliance with defined time, quality and budget. From requirements you analysis together with the costumer about the preliminary and detailed design to the employee and operational planning and preparation of test and acceptance scenarios. You create calculations, doing cost estimates and are responsible for the project controlling and reporting. Existing costumers you stand with new project ideas advice.

Your tasks:

·        Successful implementation of a costumer project in time, quality & budget

·        Requirements analysis and recording with the costumers

·        Preliminary and detailed design of a costumer requirements

·        Implementation of employee and resource planning

·        Creation and development of test and acceptance scenarios

·        Implementation Project controlling and reporting

Requirements

·        University degree (preferably technical degree such as computer science, business, etc.) or equivalent professional experience

·        Professional experience in the field of digital media and project management (certification desirable)

·        Good knowledge of MS Office products (MS Excel and MS Project)

·        Very good English skills (documentation, communication)

·        Affinity for and identification with digital media

Strong personality and strong assertiveness

In addition, you should in a good mood, be open and honest, enjoy working in a 1A team, analyse sharp, organize reliable and can safely provide, dealing with customers makes you fun and if something goes off the post do you keep track of and the nerves. Everywhere nod? Apply now!

Santa Claus GmbH provides you with highly innovative and growth-oriented companies the opportunity to develop your skills optimally and to make our growth process actively, as well as an attractive remuneration corresponding to your qualification and experience. The KV- minimum salary is EUR 2227.00 gross. Please send your complete application documents (cover letter, CV, references), including salary requirements to: Luzhen Gong: chongbingong@msn.com

SCLM GmbH Russia

   Sleigh Mechanic

                            Russia                               

SCLM GmbH is searching for hard-working sleigh mechanics. Applicants must have good knowledge about flying sleighs. And also know, how to work with special tools like santa´s sleigh jack or the grinding machine for the runners. Teamwork skills are scheduled, also cooperation with the sleigh painters will be needed. A graduate degree in aerodynamics will be necessary. Overtime is not expected, but can be, especially in decembre.

Please forward your resume to:

                                                   Santa Claus Sleigh Mechanic GmbH

                                                   North Pole

                                                   HOH OHO

                                                   Russia

Phone: (123) 665 777-3001

Fax: (123) 001-0007

Email: sclm.gmbh@russia.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: December 1, 2014

Assistant for Mrs Claus

 Assistant for Mrs Claus

Africa

South Africa welcomes all job applicants for my assistant. I hope that I’ll find a qualified worker. Applicants must have a graduation and should have worked as an assistant or manager. This job means much time in front of the computer but also organizing tasks e.g. organizing the work of the elves. It would also be good if you have already worked with people you don’t know.

Your place to work will be South Africa, but only from the first to the 25^th December. If your first year will be successful you can work the next year as well.

Please forward your resume to:    Mrs Claus

                                                      South Africa
                                                       Hohoho
                                                       Africa

Phone: (123) 456-7890

Fax: (123) 098-7654

Email: Mrs_Claus @AfricA.com

Deadline: November 15^th 2014

GINGERBREAD MAKER

North Pole

The North Pole would like to welcome all candidates who would like to apply for the job as a gingerbread maker in the bakery of Santa Claus. You have to have an experience in a bakery, particularly in front of the oven. You have to know how to work and deal with elves and you should have cooperation skills, because you will be working with the workers in the bakery. It is recommended to have the knowledge about the most popular christmas cookies and cakes and to know how to bake them. Fixed Overtime has to be keeped and is going to be paid, too. A graduate degree from The University of Bakeonomics is strongly recommended.

Please forward your resume to:

                                           Santa Claus

                                     North Pole

                                     HOH OHO

                                     Canada

Phone: (314) 1592-6535

Fax: (897) 9323-8462

Email: santas_department@northpole.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: November 24^th, 2014
  

Jobs-satisfaction or money-which is more important?

Jobs-satisfaction or money-which is me important?

Many young people at the beginning of their career ask themselves what is more important-money or satisfaction. There are many different and interesting arguments. Some think that money is more important because with money you can buy food, good clothes and medicine. But there are also some which think that satisfaction is way more important because happy people don’t get ill so easy.

I personally think that both, money and satisfaction are important, because if you don’t have enough money to feed yourself and your family than your job can be the most satisfying thing in the world, you can’t survive with it. But if you earn a lot of money but aren’t happy with your job, if it bores you or you are very stressed then the much money can’t help you because actually there are at least a few thing you can’t buy: happiness, inner peace and satisfaction.

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it!

Money vs. Happines Sophie Liebert

Hey guys! This little article is about money vs. happiness and the problem with money in the show business.

 

Money, Money, Money!

 

The question much money or happiness is for many people a very important issue. If you like to have money you have to work from 7 a.m. till eight or nine o’clock in the evening. There is no time for family or friends. But some human beings are happy if they’ve got their money, a beautiful house, luxury... Most people aren’t happy. They feel alone and drink or take drugs. This often happens in the show business.

 

I’m Happy!

 

People who don’t think that money is so important have got a job which they like. They are happy with their work and have enough money to life a good live. A big house or luxury isn’t important for them. They’ve got a family, friends and fun to live. At these jobs you’ve got a balance between money and your work.

 

The Show business

 

If you’re successful in the show business most people think that you can live a good and comfortable life. There are some musicians or actors and actresses, who can say this but most of them can’t trust the success, the fans...  Some of them die early because of the situation.

 

I hope that this text gives you a little overview about the problem “money”. Please write a comment about the way you would choose.

 

 

Job Satisfaction vs a Big Paycheck

Whats better Job Satisfaction or a lot of money?

It is the best thing for you to have both, because if you have a lot of money you can buy everything but your starting to get really unhappy with your live when you have to work all day long. But if you have fun with your job but almost no money then you're sad, because you can't buy aything. I think that you have to find the perfect balance between Job Satisfaction and a lot of Money that is the recepie for happiness in your live.

For me personally I'd prefer a lot of money if I'd have to choose, because I would rather like to buy stuff in my life than always having to save money for like a new pair of Jordans.
But I can understand the people who like to have more fun in their Job than having to work all day, but is it wrong when you're happy with a job where you get more money?

Money or Statisfaction/Clues for a good job interview

What's more important?

For me

For me personally, the statisfaction (of course) is more important, I think, because the main sense of life is being happy. I would never do a job which I don't enjoy to do. If I would do that, I'll freak out until the first day begin. Sometimes you wouldn't have a choice, but if somebody let me choose between money and statisfaction, I would definitly choose statisfaction.

For girls

I think, that statisfaction is more important for girls, because the most girls I know, wouldn't do a job which they don't enjoy/like. That's the priority one for a girl.

For boys

I can't judge that very well, because I'm not a boy, but after our discussion in class, I think, the plurality of boys are a better friend with the money than statisfaction.

Clues for your first job interview:

Before the interview:

• Talk to somebody who works there.
• Think about reason's why you want to work there.
• Think about your personality. 

On the day of the interview:

• Don't be nervous. This will only make you tensed up.
• Be sure, that you sleep well in the night before the interview.
• Dress decent.

During the interview:

• Smile.
• Take time and think before you answer the question.
• Don't obstruct yourself. When you're in, the employer would think, where is the person I spoke to during the interview.

I think this should be enough informations and clues how to have a good interview. Well, I hope you enjoyed the reading of my blog post.

JOBS:MONEY OR STATISFACTION?

Whats more important?

Today I´m going to tell you something about Job Statisfaction and Money.

That means mostly about Job Interviews and the question what is more important, Job Statisfaction or Money?

Job Interviews:

• 1st:Be yourself, if you play a person who isn´t you, how are you going to play it for years?

• Exceptions:If you are not confident but you need this job badly, then train your confidence! 

•   DO NOT GIVE UP!(besides you won´t get the job for sure(that means he tells you, you won´t get it))

• Be as honest as possible!

• Don´t talk much about why or how you lost your old job, so that he doesn´t think you´regoing to do the same thing in this job.

MOST IMPORTANT:    

Don´t be OVERconfident!

He/She is going to think you are a guy who thinks he can make everything he wants without asking the Boss!

What´s more important:Job Satisfaction or money?

Sucess is a vital part of a job but do you want to work 10 hours a day in a job you don´t like to get the money?(If yes then you can stop reading now,if no then keep on reading.)

Or would you rather earn enough money in a job you enjoy?

Some tips for job searching:

• Try to find a job that seems interesting to you and uses your strengths!For Example: If you like Art and you´re good at painting, try finding a job where you will earn enough money to live and you will be challenge so it doesn´t get boring all of a sudden!

• If you have friends who have a job that you would like to do too, ask them for help!Don´t search for hours in the Internet if you can ask a friend.

• What are your strengths? Answer that question to yourself, after that what you are interested in and search for a job based on that.   e.g. don´t try to get a job you would be good at even though you don´t enjoy it as much or the other way around.

• But always remember: Money is important never take a job that you enjoy but you earn like no money at all because today with all the modern stuff and medical advantages, if you can pay for them, your life is going to be so much better.

• Never forget don´t take a job you don´t want to do!

I hope this helps for your future job interviews or decisions regarding this topic!

Thanks for Reading

Welcome to "(Steve) Jobs"

By Martina Markunović

What’s more important?



I am going to tell you something about the important things for choosing your perfect job. That means some advices for your job interviews and the answer to the question “What’s more important, job satisfication or the big salary?“

The job interview


·         First of all, don’t forget: You are perfect the way you are, so don’t adjust!

·         Be yourself at the interview to show your future boss that you are perfect for the job, but don’t talk too much about yourself!

·         Be polite and don’t come late!

·         Take time to prepare some answers to possible questions.

·         Answer the questions as honest as possible.

·         Don’t overexplain why you lost your old job.

·         Calm down! Nothing bad is going to happen.

So try to show your best side to convince your future boss!

Have a look at these pictures.

What’s more important - job satisfication or the big salary?

Success is important, but do you want to work for a company you don't like until you are retired? Money plays a major role, but it isn’t always good to look only at that. Job satisfication is important, too, but don’t do something without getting any compensation. There are some important points for the question “What’s more important?“:

·         You should choose a job, which you like and not only look at the money you can get there. If you don’t like your job, then it’s really hard to be successful there. You should choose a job, where you think that you like to work there until you are in guesthouse.

·         When you like to survive in this global economic crisis with a high unemployment rate then you should first of all, go to a college and then go to an university to get the specialization for your favourite department and to have simultaneously the perfect prerequisite for your future jobs. With these steps, you will be successful and you will get enough money.

·         Money is important, particularly in this century with lots of possibilities to spend it and to afford a high standard of living. But you don’t have to be exhausted and only work like a workaholic for money until you forget which things are important in your life and which not. Your health, your family and your happiness are the most important things in your life. Never forget that!

I hope, that you’ve learned something out of my blogpost!

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